David Letterman the hypocritical whore (makes the sign appropriate)
June 17, 2009
If there is one thing perfectly clear about David Letterman is that he cannot take what he dishes out. And it says more about him than his “jokes”. His face was pink and he could barely look at the camera and it wasn’t out of shame. Or hypocrisy. How long ago did he knock up the mother of his child? Or was it done by turkey baster because he wasn’t up to the task?
Pink-faced dave was not contrite…he was outraged.
How dare someone make sexually suggestive comments about him. How dare someone call him a dirty old man who cant be trusted around teenage girls. How dare people think that ‘jokes’ about a 14 y/o girl engaging in sex acts is the only way he can make money. How dare people embarrass him at work. How dare people make him apologize…
And the reality?
He is a pervert. He shouldn’t be around teenage girls. He does rely on sexism and the sexual objectification of women to get laughs. He does say derogatory things about people because he can get away with it. And he does resort to ageist attacks on an American hero to earn a living.
He is the dictionary picture of the irrelevant old over-the-hill comedian dumbing it down to get ratings so he can justify the paycheck he’s too intellectually lazy to earn.
Take out the McCain cliches, the sexual and sexist jokes and there’s nothing to laugh at…except him.
Hence the outrage.
And the fans.
How many windows do you think he has?
