Selected bits from dave’s intelligent monologues:
Standard:
President Obama is meeting with Putin and John McCain is in Arizona chasing kids off his lawn.
Standard:
Pres Obama is in Russia and today he waved to Sarah Palin.
The Governor of Alaska, Sarah Palin has announced that she is stepping down as Governor and she went out on her porch and waved goodbye to Russia.
Are these funny?
People ask what she’s going to do and insiders say she is going to be the next octomom.
She’ll take the summer off and then we’ll come back next fall in the 10:00 slot.
Standard:
She said, before she decided to quit that she called Dick Chaney…because when you want some advice on strategic maneuvers, you go to the architect of the Iraq War.
Standard about himself:
Governor Palin’s friends say she is resigning because she is tired of attacks from the media…thank God I didn’t say anything.
Looks like she may be getting her own television show…I don’t know she seems kind of camera shy.
Sarah if you’re watching…if you get a TV show you got to be careful with what you say on the air because you can get yourself in a lot of trouble.
Not the usual protesters at the G8
Well there was one firedave rally.
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In case you didn’t hear Sen John Kerry’s “humor”. He was reportedly talking to a group and mentioned that Gov Mark Sanford had disappeared for days and then added:
Too bad. If a governor had to go missing it couldn’t have been the governor of Alaska. You know, Sarah Palin.
