Fill TOTUS in 13 easy steps

October 27, 2009

Witty post by NY Post’s RICH LOWRY that’s worth a read. He gives a recipe for barry’s rhetoric.

Some of his funnier points:

Scorn ideology. Obama warned against “the usual Washington ideological battles.” Message: He has no philosophical commitments himself.

Make lawyerly distinctions too subtle for most people to notice.

Certification of Live Birth for birth certificate.

Say things just because they sound good. Why not?

Nobody’s listening anyway.

That’s his sound bite, and he’s sticking to it.

Don’t hesitate to brazen it out as needed.

Shamelessness has its advantages — especially if a compliant press will over-look it.

Try corrupt.

Couple attacks on your critics as unworthy hacks with calls for civility.

After the opponent is already savaged.

Be sure to say something like “this is the time.”

And he and Michelle are the answer to restoring America because only in America would their stories be possible such fables be believed.

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