World’s stupidest criminals use Sharpie to mask selves

By mattie14

October 30, 2009

Dumb, 23, and dumber, 20, are kicking back having a few brews when they allegedly decide to break into a house of a man who might be going out with one of their girlfriends. (That must be a story all its own.)  Lacking Halloween masks, stocking hats, bandannas, nylons, towels, t-shirts, scarves, paper bags or even sunglasses they decide to Sharpie their faces as a disguise. Needless to say they hadn’t gotten to step three: how to remove their masks. They were apprehended and charged with 2nd degree burglary and first degree idiocy.

No word on whether they did their own makeup.

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Carroll, Iowa.

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One Response to “World’s stupidest criminals use Sharpie to mask selves”

  1. ERICA Says:

    LMAO. What were they thinking?

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