January 16, 2010
Jay Leno monologue contained some jabs and as always actually jokes that involve thought.
Are you excited about the Winter Olympics next month in Vancouver?
If you can’t wait until next month, stay on this channel between 10 and midnight and you will see NBC’s coverage of two hosts skating on thin ice.
[He shows a bunch of video clips with people fighting]
There is so much in-fighting going on here at NBC. Let me show you what I mean.
Sunday night on FOX is the premier of a new show called “Human Target”…. I thought it was about me.
Oh I’m getting beat up in the press…I’m getting beat up…you know it’s bad when Tiger Woods calls to offer you PR advice.
Even Letterman’s taking shots at me…which is a surprise….usually he’s just taking shots at the interns…
The heaviest snowfall in over 60 years is being reported in Beijing…:
To give you an idea how bad it is – the Army is now using snowplows to run over dissidents.
According to TIME magazine, executives at Goldman Sachs were paid an average of $600K last year…and that was just by Congress.
Time once again for the “Beer Pong Shot of the Week.” [Video clips]
Some sad news—the man who invented spaghettios has passed away at the age of 83. His final words, ‘uh oh, i’m about to go.’
