January 21, 2010
Clip is a few jokes and then Jay announces that NBC has made a deal with Conan O’Brien.
TRANSCRIPT FOR CLIP FOLLOWS
Thank you for coming on such a miserable rainy day. For those of you watching at home, to give you an idea what the weather is like here, it’s almost as gloomy outside NBC as it is inside NBC.
This is pretty sleazy. According to Edward’s former aide Andrew Young says in an upcoming interview that Edwards asked him to steal a diaper from the baby so he could do a DNA test. Apparently the test showed that both the diaper and John Edwards was full of crap.
In Chicago, an off duty policeman had his nipple bitten off by a man when he attempted to stop a fight….The police officer said he was glad the guy wasn’t a dwarf.
Here is something historic. The shady lady brothel in Nevada now has the first legal male prostitute in America.
Now ladies, if you are interested in going to the male prostitute, we have his prices for you: For $50 he will talk dirty to you….for $100 he will have sex with you…and for $200 he will listen to you!
NBC and Conan O’Brien made an announcement earlier today. As many of you know Conan is leaving the network. His final show airs tomorrow night.
I have chosen to stay on the Titanic. I don’t believe the iceberg is that big, the biggest ship, this ship will never sink and Kev…when it does, Kev as it’s sinking you will play us…you’ll be here for us so.
Apparently we’ll be back on “The Tonight Show” March first after the Olympics, so that’s pretty much where we are.
