April 8, 2010
updated
“TIGER: DID YOU MEAN BOOTYISM?”
Seems Jay Leno has been waiting for Tiger to return.
Tonight’s monologue (GOP/Palin)
Well, Tiger Woods had a 69 today…no idea how he did on the golf course. [68]
Wasn’t it great seeing Tiger swinging a golf club again instead of dodging one?
He had something like 90 bodyguards at the Masters – they call them personal security guards – they were protecting him from those mistresses. Personal security guards sound better than “‘Ho Patrol”.
KEVIN: ‘Ho Patrol has a ring to it!
I think you have the video, if I’m not mistaken.
[Shows Tiger's Nike ad and spoofs it with a "Reebok ad" where a woman stares into the camera while Woods' desperate begging phone message plays.]
I love the self-righteousness of this: Augusta National’s Chairman Billy Payne said ‘Tiger’s behavior has disappointed all of us here at Augusta.’
“All of us” from the few token black members to the women we don’t allow to join – they’ve all been disappointed.
^^
After his little speech Payne was confronted by a woman reporter.
(Courtesy of Bleacher Report)
Q: Clearly responsibility and role models and doing the right thing is a big part of your life, there’s no doubt about that, even with the Atlanta Olympics that you ran, especially regarding women; the women’s Olympics with many of the sports that started and grew and had a terrific run in Atlanta.
With that in mind, what, if any, responsibility does Augusta National have to reach out and open its arms to women in any way, shape or form in the game of golf?
A: Payne stuttered for several seconds while nervous sweat beads could be seen gathering on his forehead before finally answering with, “Well, we don’t—the tens of millions of dollars we have contributed to the growth of the game through the years, I think has certainly helped with both men’s and women’s golf. I think the rest of that may be a membership kind of issue, Christine. [Wry smile] As you know, those are subject to the private deliberations of the Members.”
Tiki Barber “joke”
