April 3, 2010
Woods press conference (video/text)
Cam Cardow / Ottawa Citizen, Politicalcartoons.com
Archive for April, 2010
Tiger cartoon: And the sleazebag is??
April 5, 2010USA/GALLUP: 50% say barry doesn’t deserve re-election
April 3, 2010April 2, 2010
updated
And the number of folks who said he should never have been elected in the first place?
USA TODAY/ GALLUP POLL
March 26-28, 1,033 adults, MoE +/-4
Does barry deserve re-election?
No 50
Yes 46
barry to blame for the nation’s economic problems?
At least a moderate amount 50
A great deal 26
Favorable views
barry 52
Nancy Pelosi 36
John Boehner 29
Harry Reid 29
Mitch McConnell 31
Whose HC vote payback was offshore drilling?
April 3, 2010Anyone know?
Dr Romer: “Important not to read too much into any one monthly report”
April 2, 2010April 2, 2010
barry’s economic advisor DR CHRISTINA ROMER:
Even after adjusting for the 48,000 temporary census workers hired and a rebound effect from the February snowstorms, this number suggests an increase in underlying payroll employment.
While this is the most positive jobs report we have had in three years, there will likely be bumps in the road ahead.
It is important not to read too much into any one monthly report, positive or negative.
Especially when the last 15 – since barry’s been in office – are taken into account.
He started at 7.7, reached a peak of 10.1 and for the last three months has remined at 9.7 – all the while adding new govt jobs.
And the real unemployment rate?
RNC Steele re: barry’s spin on unemployment
April 2, 2010April 2, 2010
RNC Chair MICHAEL STEELE re barry’s creative spin on March’s unchanged unemployment rate.
It is unacceptable for President Obama to declare economic success when unemployment remains at 9.7 percent and a large portion of the job growth came from temporary boost in government employment.
As Democrats grow big government, Americans grow weary of the strain on family budgets, job security and peace of mind.
As America’s employers announce the frightening and immediate impact of the Democrat government-run health care experiment on their balance sheets, American workers wonder why the only place exempt from increasingly painful belt-tightening seems to be Washington, D.C.
barry spin on unchanged unemployment rate
April 2, 2010April 2, 2010
barry on the stump in Charlotte, North Carolina getting creative with the unemployment numbers.
Even as the 2010 unemployment remains unchanged at 9.7%:
barry: Today is an encouraging day. We’ve learned that the economy actually produced a SUBSTANTIAL number of jobs instead of losing a substantial number of jobs.
Substantial number = 162K with temporary govt census workers accounting for 48K.
Text of video remarks follows
March 2010 unemployment rate: 9.7 (unchanged)
April 2, 2010April 2, 2010
No change in unemployment rate for the first 3 months of 2010. But, barry is encouraged by the “SUBSTANTIAL number of jobs produced” – a third accounted for by govt hires.
MARCH 2010
Unemployment rate = 9.7
Unemployed persons = 15M
Average time out of a job = approx 8 months (all-time high)
Jobs added = 162K
Temporary govt census workers = 48K
obamamath: Keep adding govt jobs to keep the numbers from getting worse.
Govt jobs = taxpayers paying the salary of people who will be doing nothing to add to the growth of the economy.
^
Ft Hood muslim murderer medically cleared to leave hospital
April 2, 2010April 2, 2010
The cowardly muslim murderer who planned and executed 13 “fellow” Americans and servicemembers and attempted to execute another 32 in an act of Islamic terrororism has been medically cleared to leave the hospital – Brooke Army Medical Center in San Antonio. His actual discharge and transfer is being negotiated between Ft Hood and Bell County Jail.
Are you aware the 86-page report (Protecting the Force: Lessons From Fort Hood) compiled by the Department of Defense Independent Review re: the eunuch’s rampage did not contain the words Muslim, Islam, Sharia, jihad or the murderer’s name, his faith or his connections with the Yemeni cleric Anwar al-Awlaki?
“Workplace violence” however was mentioned 16 times, as if his act of war – his pre-meditated attack on unarmed Americans in the name of Islam (like 9-11) – was a matter of employee relations.
Even more heinous, American taxpayers, including the families of the coward’s innocent victims, will have to pay for his trial and his extensive medical treatment (paralyzed from the waist down) until his evil soul is dispatched to hell.
US ARMY servicemembers murdered in cold blood:
Captain JOHN GAFFANEY,
Captain RUSSELL SEAGER,
Chief Warrant Officer MICHEAL CAHILL,
Lieutenant Colonel JUANITA WARMAN,
Major Libardo EDUARDO CARAVEO
Private First Class AARON NEMELKA
Private First Class KHAM XIONG
Private First Class MICHAEL PEARSON
Private FRANCHESKA VELEZ (and fetus)
Specialist FREDERICK GREENE
Specialist JASON HUNT
Staff Sergeant AMY KRUEGER
Staff Sergeant JUSTIN DECROW
Rep Johnson – tipping over and capsizing “a metaphor”
April 2, 2010April 2, 2010
Rep Hank Johnson claims his “Guam will tip over and capsize!!” comment was a metaphor.
Official Johnson statement via AJC Political Insider JIM GALLOWAY.
REP JOHNSON: I wasn’t suggesting that the island of Guam would literally tip over.
I was using a metaphor to say that with the addition of 8,000 Marines and their dependents – an additional 80,000 people during peak construction to the port on the tiny island with a population of 180,000 – could be a tipping point which would adversely affect the island’s fragile ecosystem and over burden its already overstressed infrastructure.
Is that what you heard him say?
A 56-word sentence explaining his intended metaphor doesn’t jive with the audio/video evidence of his inability to articulate the concrete dimensions a very small island he had been to.
Having traveled to Guam last year, I saw firsthand how this beautiful – but vulnerable island – is already overburdened, and I was simply voicing my concerns that the addition of that many people could tip the delicate balance and do harm to Guam.
Video: Hank Johnson “Guam will tip over and capsize!!”
April 2, 2010April 2, 2010
Impossible to spin but they’re trying anyway.
Someone incapable of articulating a clear concise sentence concerning a concrete concept (island dimensions) cannot then claim irony, humor, satire, facetiousness or anything else involving abstract thought/expression.
Imagine if Sarah Palin had said it.
March 25: House Armed Services Committee hearing – Rep Hank Johnson speaking to Navy Admiral Robert F. Willard.
Rep Johnson is the man who called Rep Joe Wilson the face of the KKK.
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REP JOHNSON:
My fear is that the whole island will become so overpopulated that that it will tip over and capsize.
The funniest part was the good Admiral’s deadpan:
We don’t anticipate that.
POTUS: “You’re free to call your President an idiot.”
April 2, 2010Clearly an April Fool’s joke.
barry: “I looked at the sky to see if asteroids were coming!”
April 2, 2010April 1, 2010
barry was in Maine yesterday campaigning for a bill he already signed. Why? So he could rag at and ridicule those who said anything against him – press included. And once again he proves he very much cares about polls.
TRANSCRIPT FOLLOWS
Video: GOP’s April Fool’s gift to barry
April 1, 2010April 1, 2010
“Democrats’ Rainbows and Unicorns”
The NRSC
[hand transcribed]
Narrator:
He kept all his promises. Unemployment is a -39%. Our deficit is no more. And global warming has been solved by replacing cars with low-emission unicorns powered by the renewable engery of rainbows.
Our great leader, Barack Obama, has changed the world!
And now he has blessed us with free healthcare, creating trillions of jobs, without forcing us to buy healthcare and without any backroom deals.
He is truly the greatest president ever!
APRIL FOOLS!
Get real.
ObamaCare is just the latest in a long list of broken promises by the liberals in Washington. No transparency. A government takeover of health care. And even more jobs threatened by billions in mandatory new health care costs.
Promise after promise – broken.
Don’t be fooled by Obama and the Democrats in Congress – hold them accountable.
HI wants barry’s presidential library in HI
April 1, 2010March 26, 2010
On March 22nd, the Hawaii House Tourism, Culture and International Affairs Committee unanimously passed a resolution requesting that barry locate his presidential library in “the state where he was born and raised. One woulfd think the first document would be proof of his actual birthplace.
47/51 state representatives signed on.
Hawaii would have to come up with $2.5M “for a bid proposal to Obama’s advisers” aka bribe.
Jimmy Fallon re: POTUS throwing out first pitch
April 1, 2010March 31, 2010
JIMMY FALLON:
Baseball season starts next week and President Obama is gonna throw out the first pitch at the Nationals’ game.
Meanwhile, Joe Biden will be on hand to make the first error.
President Obama is throwing out the first pitch...but knowing Obama, he’s got to consider what type of pitch to throw…meet with advisors to discuss the speed of the pitch…give 9 speeches about how the Founding Fathers wanted that pitch…
re: Sarah Palin
Sarah Palin has a new FOX News series which is being described as a sbow about real life people overcoming adversity…Hey, she should do a show about that guy who became the first black president!
Adversity?
What adversity did barry overcome?
Prestigious college prep school…Ivy League education…$1.65M mansion…coronation by the DNC?
Arrested militia had nothing to do with barry or healthcare
April 1, 2010March 31, 2010
Pete Williams reports.
Federal officials say these arrests were long-planned and that the group was not acting out of concern over the healthcare debate or other Obama Administration policies.
Dr Cornel West race-baiting (video)
April 1, 2010March 30, 2010
Dr Cornel West (Princeton University) at last weekend’s “summit to urge the president to pay more attention to the black agenda”.
Whenever barry’s numbers plummet or folks criticize what he’s doing (or not doing), the race baiting returns.
Anyone not in favor of his policies is at the very least called a racist. In this case, the whiteys are potential assassins.
There are a number of highly misguided right wing white brothers and sisters who are engaged in assault and attack and could even attempt to kill him.
How many is “a number”?
And how is he able to extrapolate the motivation of people he does not know and has never talked to?
It’s just like Cynthia Tucker saying 45-65% of townhall folks are racists without having talked to a single one. Her judgment was based solely on skin color.
And the militia group recently arrested had no interest in barry and had nothing to do with healthcare, birthers, truthers, deathers or teapartiers.
Cartoon: Healthcare & The Constitution
April 1, 2010
Maher: “Pelosi, finally someone in the Dem Party with balls”
April 1, 2010March 31, 2010
Disgusting Bill Maher on Jay Leno.
Jay sets up all of Maher’s “jokes” starting with healthcare.
MAHER: Dems win. Nancy Pelosi - finally someone in the Democratic Party with balls.
I thank the teabaggers – they’re the ones who got it passed….screaming about his birth certificate and America saw that and said: ‘What loons, we’re going with the calm black man’.
Who according to Maher is a eunuch.
Seems a woman can’t be strong and powerful and capable of closing a deal unless she has “balls” or a “steel nutcracker”. His word choice reflects his own castration anxiety and gyne envy.
barry’s “calm” = no conviction = decisions guided by political expedience = “changing positions” = campaign lies = the one and only constant.
If it were up to America to pass it – it wouldn’t have passed. 54% of Americans opposed the healthcare bill and 54% of Americans want it repealed – 25% of whom are Democrats.
And not all “teabaggers” are “birthers” and not all birthers are teabaggers.
On to a woman whose fecundity frightens him.
Sarah Palin screaming about death panels?
You know what Sarah?
If we were killing off useless people, you’d be the first to know.
Real funny to say about a mother of five and caretaker of a special soul.
Imagine uttering the words “killing off” in conjunction with Michelle Obama or even barry.
Repealing the HC bill.
Filibustering?
What a pussified way [smiles] to fight any battle.
The economy.
Economy?
This economy is like a girl with low self-esteem…it’s ok now, but one person tells her she’s ugly and the Dow drops a thousand points.
Where’s the humor?
Makes no sense other than a girl with low self-esteem is one of his go-tos. He never jokes about a short boy with low self-esteem because of his big ears and big nose.
Next up John Edwards.
I read the Rielle Hunter interview…we thought she was just some one-night stand – some roadkill.
This guy, John Edwards, was obviously so in live with this woman. There’s a videotape that they made – a sex tape of him having oral sex with her while she is 6 months pregnant…because everyone loves to see a politician kiss a baby.
There are NO naked pix of Ricky Martin here
April 1, 2010There aren’t even any posts about him.
Would appreciate knowing how one arrives here with that search term.
Thank you.
Documenting WordPress ad #6
April 1, 2010March 31, 2010
This time – a repeat – a disturbing website for “self-defense”.
