POTUS Crisis Management 101

June 8, 2010

1-Wait until forced to act

2-Pretend you know nothing while assuring you did everything

3-Feign outrage

4-Blame President Bush

5-Stir up media deflection

6-Call for civility so no one can critique barry

7-Back to the stump

8-Press conference with folks standing on either side

9-Saturate the media so no one notices there are never any press conferences with questions

10-Form a taskforce

11-Appoint a czar

12-Promise the rooting out of corruption

13-Set meaningless deadlines (like 2014)

14-Promise TRANSPARENCY! while doing just the opposite

15-Talk about but not explain the latest Change! as a result of the latest man-made emergency.

16-Promise better environmental control

17-Proclamation of massive emergency funding

18-Ratchet up deflection (AZ immigration law)

19-Get done what they really wanted (DISCLOSE Bill)

20-Reward barry puppetmasters

21-Time it for a weekend, holiday or barryvaction.

Sprinkle throughout copious amounts of lies, misinformation, non-answers and accusations of racism.

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